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2.   Know your gyno!
3.   Kurt explains evolution to young people and why God is a woman.
4.   Kurt talks to young people about interracial dating.
5.   Award winning Michael Jackson joke followed by frank discussion of sexual abuse.
6.   The Mayan prophecies, 2012, and you!
7.   Curing AIDS the Kinoki way!
8.   Kurt talks to young people about safe assplay.
9.   Ricky! Noooooooooo!
10.   No One Has Suffered More Than Me
11.   Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
12.   Get Ready for a Letdown!
13.   All Kidding Aside I Had a Great Time in Anchorage.
14.   But Kurt Does Have a Point, Right?
15.   Kurt Metzger Seems a Little Too Obsessed With This.
16.   Steve, Get Out of My Way!
17.   The Gulf spill affects all of us, and guidos.
18.   Some things you DO NOT joke about!
19.   Kurt explains why America is still number 1.
20.   A sweaty monster gets everyone to forgive Tiger Woods.
21.   Kurt talks to young people about fat chicks and Alaska.
22.   A heavy Mexican lunch with ice cream for dessert.
23.   Straight talk about jizz.
24.   Hold your own fucking purse.
25.   Shitting, hair loss, shitting shitting.
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